All comics by capnrusty

 

by capnrusty
10-20-05
three girls confess their sins
Sister Catherine, a man kissed me on my lips.
Take this holy water and clease your lips.
Sister Catherine, a man touched my breast.
Take this holy water and cleanse your chest.
That's alright, sister, I'll just drink it.
!!!!!!

 

by capnrusty
10-20-05
Dash's Confession
Dash, I heard a kinky little rumor about you the other day...
Oh God....what now?
What's this I hear about you being bisexual?
Hmmm...you're close...Actually, I'm a "buy-sexual."
Huh?
I've got to buy sex to have it.

 

by capnrusty
10-20-05
Dash's Confession II
Dash! What's this horse shit I hear about you being bisexual?
First of all, it's "buy-sexual." I got tired of that.
So what in the shit are you now, boy?
I guess you could call me a "try-sexual."
"Try-sexual?" What in blazes are you talkin' about?
I'd REALLY like to try having sex sometime!

 

by capnrusty
10-20-05
Did you hear about the NBA's new dress code? The players have to wear suits when they're not on the court.
Wow. They must be really upset. I know some people that are going to cash in on this!
Huh?
This is a button factory's dream-come-true!!!

 

Farm Life
I can't believe you'd take advantage of me like that. I thought farmers having sex with goats was just a myth city slickers cooked up about you rural folk...
I only touch goats that's of age. It ain't like you's a kid no more!
by capnrusty, 10-21-05

 

by capnrusty
10-21-05
Strato, if you don't shape up, you're going to an early grave. You need to give up all your bad habits, ASAP.
I want to live, doc. I'll get healthy, I promise.
Let me kill him first!
No way! I'm giving up smoking forever! I want to live!
If Smokey can't kill you, I will!
Meh...I've led a happy life...

 

by capnrusty
10-21-05
Strato, if you don't shape up, you're going to an early grave. You need to give up all your bad habits, ASAP.
I want to live, doc. I'll get healthy, I promise.
Let me kill him first!
No way! I'm giving up smoking forever! I want to live!
If Smokey can't kill you, I will!
Ready whenever you are!

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