Life thru a lens

Author: cardyfreak

Date: August 30, 2004

by cardyfreak
8-30-04
I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail. Lets think about the implications of this statement...
on the face of it, obviously a sparrow would be better; i could fly from danger, live in a tree, eat poisonous berries, and have weirdos stalk through a forest to stare at me through a lens...
but i'd rather binocularise a pair of tits than a single. Where did that mastect go? Give that mastect to me.