Home on the Stove Top #3

Author: carrie_sue

Date: August 27, 2004

by carrie_sue
8-27-04
Somewhere in the darkness of Hell...
Ahhhh, welcome to my humble surroundings, Robert Smith. Please, make yourself comfortable. I've been eager to discuss your latest compostitions with you.
Well, okay, but I really can't stay...
To be honest, your last album could be compared to the sweat of my dirty-red behind. "Disintegration" was really your last IMPRESSIVE album. You've disappointed me, Robert.
Excuse me, but...
Don't bother. The Smashing Pumpkins got the same lecture.