"Luke" Nadal meets "Darth" Federer in the Wimbledon Final

Author: cartoons_in_space

Date: July 7, 2008

During a rain delay, Nadal speaks to his uncle...
OweMeOneCanoli, you are my only hope! What can I do to win against "Darth" Federer?
You must use stalling techniques. Wipe yourself off on a towel after every point.
Anything else, OweMeOneCanoli?
Yes, you must bounce your ball a minimum of eight times before you serve it.
Uncle, they're calling me back to the court.
Also, make the game last until twilight where you will prevail. Then you will be in your zone.