A Day in the Life of Hank part1

Author: catinthehathat

Date: December 7, 2003

by catinthehathat
12-07-03
Pablo-, err Douglas woke up one day wondering his purpose in life. And what better thing to contemplate and discuss one's role in life but with a minister?
Hello, Douglas...What would you like to inquire me?
WELL FATHER FRANK I WANTED TO KNOW MY PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Well...Douglas, you're a hand puppet, for one. I would assume God's will was for you to become such a puppet that can convey emotions of the human spirit naturally, and gracefully!
BUT I WANT TO BE A REAL BOY FATHER FRANK.
Hohoho Douglas, looks like you need to find a brain before wanting to be a real boy...
That's admirable, Pinocchio, but you're a hand puppet, you see...
BUT FATHER YOU'RE BALD.