There's good news...

Author: catmanjag

Date: August 25, 2005

by catmanjag
8-25-05
Hey man, I've got to fess up. I'm the one that really sabotaged the ship's controls and stranded us here on this forsaken island, but it gets worse...
I'm speachless...
I'm also a raging homosexual canibal with eyes for you, and I intend to devour your corpse once I have grown tired of pleasuring myself with your orifices.
Well shut my mouth.
But there's also some good news. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico...
fucking shill