What really happened to the Dinosaurs part 2

Author: catmanjag

Date: August 31, 2005

by catmanjag
8-31-05
At a Townhall meeting in Dino City
Not much meat on this scrawny creature.
...so as you can see it is in your best interest to vote for me. Now then, who has the next question?
Yes, you there , the reptile sporting a tie.
I was wondering why we should elect you as our leader instead of just eating you.
probably rife with grisilly bits as well.
Before I can adequately answer that question I must first ask, just how many of you have been listening to anything I have been saying?