Game shows in the Distant Past

Author: catmanjag

Date: September 1, 2005

by catmanjag
9-01-05
OK Blrg The Magnificent, here's your final question: "In the begining God was..."? Alright now, what was it that God was?
Um, I believe the answer is: "was the word, and the word was God."
That's the correct answer. Now let's find out just what it is that you have won. Muk-muk...? What has this fiercely fantastic carnivore won?
??????????
It's a lush tract of primordial jungle! Yes, a private little culdisac where you may hunt and kill whatever your heart desires!
Oh yeah! That's the big one....
Whew! I thought it was going to be something useless, like natural genetic mutation or something.