You can lead a horse to water...

Author: catmanjag

Date: September 2, 2005

by catmanjag
9-02-05
On the way to work
Hey there Mr. um...*reads nametag* Kevin? Can I interest you in buying some of these comic books I made with my new crayola set?
Man, you shouldn't be out here in the street selling your kiddy wares, you clueless shill. It's sad and pathetic.
Well, what would you suggest I do instead?
Uh, I don't know. Damn man. Why don't you get yourself hooked up with a computer or something, and get down to some serious business.
Later
Hey there Mr. um...*reads tower* Gateway? Man oh man, have I got a great deal for you. I'm liquidating my stock and my prices are insane...
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