Delivery Diversions:Occupational Hazard

Author: catmanjag

Date: September 2, 2005

by catmanjag
9-02-05
ding dong
Who is it?
It's the pizza delivery man. I've got an order here.
Mmmm, this is great. How much do I owe you? I think they said on the phone it was $11.80?
The final total, with mandatory tip, is $24.00.
Holy Hell! I guess with fuel prices skyrocketing I'm going to have to start picking up my own pizzas.
No. Actually, with fuel skyrocketing, you'll need the necessary fuel rations to be able to afford picking up your own pizzas. Thank you.