The aliens, man. They know.

Author: catmanjag

Date: September 2, 2005

by catmanjag
9-02-05
We're almost out of fuel. we'd better land on that primitive planet back there and get some.
Oh boy. I hate going to these backward little planets. I'll put us down in the parking lot of a gas station.
OK. Here's the key. Just get that thing out of my face.
Holy shitbricks! These idiots are asking an arm and a leg for regular gasoline.
Good thing I converted the ship so it runs on a universal energy source that is much, much more powerful - and abundant.
This certainly sheds some light on all the probin'.