Call in the wing man...

Author: catmanjag

Date: September 14, 2005

by catmanjag
9-14-05
Dark Elf of the neither world. I have a problem with popularity again my evil lord.
He who is designated "Bush". Have I not helped you steal an election? Initiate and maintain a bloody quagmire? Escape fiscal accountability despite economic stalemate?
Um yeah. but you see there was this deadly hurricane, and vast numbers of people have suffered. It's a huge flippin' mess and there are many in my own party who are angry with my reaction.
Hmmm. I have never been confonted with horrors of this magnitude. How can you be blamed for something of this nature?
Well I did under- fund Fema, to finance my war efforts. Also there was this surplus that would have been useful. I quandered it in a rebate to win people over through monetary means. Also I ....
I tell you what, he who is designated "Bush". I am going to let you handle this one on your own. I need to call my mother. She lived in New Orleans.