Sad But True Crappy Moments In History

Author: catmanjag

Date: September 16, 2005

by catmanjag
9-16-05
OK Mohammed, you're ready to take this message of peace for jews, arabs, persians, and all others out of the cave and into the real world.
Yes angel of the lord, I understand. You have consulted me well in this spiritual journey of discovery.
Listen my people, to this message I have been entrusted with. It is from the most high. We must bring to an end all this ...
Um excuse my intrusion prophet, but while you were away a peaceful jewish sect with ample wealth pitched tents near here.
One bloody-battle-filled week later
Hmmm, now what wisdom was I going to impart? The need to bring an end to peace between jews, arabs, persians...?
These guys look like my jewish sheppard but smell like camels.