Delivery Diversions:New Job, Same Problems

Author: catmanjag

Date: October 9, 2005

by catmanjag
10-09-05
I have a pizza delivery for a Mr. Moldy. Would that be you sir?
Hold the phone. Aren't you just a little late?
Maybe a little. I mean there was all this traffic and the roads are like all confusing and stuff...
Just a little late?!?! I ordered these flippin' pies three days ago you pile of snot!
Hey man, I can't help it. I used to work for Fema...
Well Fuck me...