Delivery Diversions:The Majors

Author: catmanjag

Date: October 11, 2005

by catmanjag
10-11-05
You know, I never thought I would end up being a delivery driver when I was just a boy.
Really? I suppose you saw yourself doing something more noble, like being a doctor or a fireman...?
No. Actually I had very low expectations.
??? How low are we talking here...?
Well believe it or not. I always believed I would one day be the commissioner of major league baseball.
You pragmatic bastard. I had no idea this was such a dignified non-stop thrill ride for you.