Broadcast News in the Distant Past

Author: catmanjag

Date: March 15, 2007

by catmanjag
3-15-07
Well ladies and gentlemen, it appears concerns about an ice age are being put to rest.
Conservative know-it-alls confirmed today that the progressive freezing being experienced is perfectly normal, and all is, in fact, well.
More on this reassuring story later, but right now we would like to take a minute to allow Blrg The Magnificent to make an anouncement.
Hello. Are you a small mammal looking for a safe place to huddle? If so, you should come on down to Blrg's Mammal Diner...er, I mean sanctuary.