mom, i had a really bad day at school today. the kids are always making fun of me.
aw, louie, don't be sad, just because you're a freaky red horned winged hoofed creature with three fingers to a hand and no pupils doesn't mean you're weird.
there's something wrong with lucifer.. he hasn't been smiting nearly as often recently, he's lost his appetite for the taste of innocent virgins, and he's just seemed to have lost his happy-go-lucky--