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by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Chalupamonk meets Sven
Show youself, Sven!
Hello, Chalupamonk
Show your true form, scoundrel!
Ok.
No, your TRUE TRUE self.
Damn.

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Sven the Stalker
Dammit Sven, I thought I told you not to come here any more.
I know, but....
Sven is saddened
No buts! Get out of here!
But..! Wait!
Sven reveals another form, that of Frank the Robot!
MuHuaHahHAHAA!!

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Sven catches Chalupamonk off guard
Did I leave the toaster on? If I did, why don't I just go and turn it off? I think I will.
MuWuAhaHAahAA! Now I shall wreak vengeance upon Chalupamonk for exposing my alternate forms!
Wow, my kitchen sure has changed since 5 minutes ago.
To be continued...
Oh no! I'm screwed!
MuHuAHaHYUhuHa! I will kill you!

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Chalupamonk is in a tight situation
Damn...what should I do? I know! TRU! TRUSOULJA!!!!
MuHAhHHuHuHahhAAHA!
AAAAARHHGHGH!!!
Chalupamonk is a little....surprised.
Tru?
You called?

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Hey, roads, can you get me beta test priviliges?
Uh, I don't know....
Dammit, this is my comic and I can make you appear as anything I want. You have been warned.
Well, I just don't kno--
That's what you get, then!
..Goddamn

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Hi.
You better watch out!!!
Chalupamonk accidentally enters a wormhole!
What the hell?
So...We meet again.
Sven Returns!
OMFG! Sven!
Your ass is grass! Into the prison cell you go!

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Chalupamonk was talking with peeps in the Sven IRC Chat when all of a sudden...
So, Ben, I made this comic with Sven in it!
Cool, man. He--

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Chalupamonk was talking in the Svencoop Chat room, when all of a sudden--
So, Ben|cH, my new map is gonna have rockets and beaches and caverns and cars and....
Cool...
Everyone disappears.
?
WTFingF?

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
*** Revenant has joined #svencoop
REV! What happened?
Yo
*** NY-r.GamesNET.net sets mode: +oo Revenant ChanServ -------------------------- *** Revenant sets mode: +o Chalupamonk|Comicking
Dude! Thanks!
Holy shnit! I'm an op!
Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Chalupamonk hatches a plan to get out of jail, using psychological warfare.
Damn...How am I going to get out of here? Maybe If I write a threatening letter to Sven...
Sven...you are a horrible person. Your mother is ashamed and everyone hates you. Also, your girlfriend said you had a sma--
Aag! I feel so...so ashamed. There is only one way out...

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
One day, the grunts at 2bases came under attack by aliens!
Ree! Yeet!
Yeep! Piiy!
Suddenly...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
EEREREEEREEEEE!!!
Commando kills them all!
Sweet!

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Chalupamonk sneaks into Sven's laboratory...
So, this is the computer! SvenCoop 2.0, right here in front of me!
Greetings Cowboy-Man.
The name is Chalupamonk, dammit. Is that so hard?
Greetings, Cowboy-Man.
And so, with this brooding omen of doom, the C-man leaves empty handed.
You bastard! Die!!!
PAK CHOOIE. I SHALL RETURN.

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
5 seconds later, deep in space....
Hrm..I better go recalibrate the anti-matter spectrometer...huh? What's this?
PAK CHOOIE UNF!!
AAAAAH!
PAK PAK CHOOIE PAK UNF PAK PAK!!
Evile computadora had infected the docile pusher robot!
PAK PAK CHOOIE! MISSION: TO PROTECT FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE.
PAK PAK PAK!

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
So anyway, Sniper....
Why am I a clow--ooh my lord! I think that's a pusher robot!!
My God, I think it is...
Gooooooooodbye!
Crap.

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
PAK CHOOIE UNF! OBJECTIVE: TO KILL CHALUPAMONK!
This isn't good....
DIE! DIE!
Wait, I have an idea...
ROBOT IS CONFUSED! CANNOT REACH TARGET THROUGH WALL!
It worked!

 

by chalupamonk
7-26-01
Mad Jonesy at the spelling bee...
Potato...p...o...t.....a.......t....o
.....e
I'm sorry, but this is just too goddamn stupid. Good night.

 

by chalupamonk
7-27-01
It has come to my attention that most web comics consist solely of the same characters discussing different things, with each panel looking the exact same.
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This allows for nearly endless repetition of stupid "awkward silence" jokes.
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by chalupamonk
7-27-01
KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KANGO KA
Jesus, chalupamonk, pull it together....

 

by chalupamonk
7-27-01
Sup, Chalupamonkn
Huh? What? What did you just say to me?
Uh...nothing.....
Tru! You misspelled my name! You little bastard! I'm going to kill you! With this knife, that's hidden behind me!
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
Oh, hahahaha. Don't worry, I'm kidding. Not about killing you, though.

 

by chalupamonk
7-27-01
Chalupamonk has gone insane! Mad Jonesy must save everyone!
I must kill you all!
No! I must stop you!
With his incredible psychokinetic powers, Mad Jonesy ignites Chalupamonk!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
It had to be done....now, I must leave...
Huh? What's this?
What the hell is this?

 

by chalupamonk
7-27-01
The REAL Chalupamonk returns.
So anyway, this imposter gets wasted by Mad Jonesy, whom I'm now scared of/grateful to.
Ah, I see. I guess I'm kinda glad you're not really dead.
...
...
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Ah...let me restate that...

 

by chalupamonk
7-27-01
*RIIIIING* *RIIIING*
Hello?
STOP MAKING STUPID COMICS!
WHY DON'T YOU TELL THAT TO THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO MAKE COMICS THAT LACK GAMMAR, SPELLING, AND COHERENCE, YOU BITCH.
sorry*click*

 

by chalupamonk
7-27-01
Wait...the plane is crashing and I'm yelling at the phone?
Ah, that's better.
Wait, I was magically transported into a canyon?

 

by chalupamonk
7-27-01
Chalupamonk and Golem in the IRC Chat
Golem!
Hi there!
We need stairs!
On it!
Put down your hand!
I can't!

 

by chalupamonk
7-28-01
Ok, I'm working for The Rage, Nuclear Winter, and a few other mappers.
Yes, you are.
Sweet! I'm famous!
No you aren't. You just make crappy skies that nobody will ever use. You're a failure. Face it.
....*sniffle*
Bitch! Get me a soda!

 

by chalupamonk
7-29-01
Welcome to the South Hampshire Institute of Technology!
Hahahahaha!!!
What?
SHIT!
Please, do not curse around me. I do not understand you!
Hahahahaha!!!

 

by chalupamonk
7-29-01
Rob.
Hey man! What's happening, babe?! Yowza, toots! Ayaya! Who da man! Who da man!?
Rob....
Whoodagga!!! Oh, babay! Check your six, bro! Oh, hadamama! BUBADYBUBADYBUBADYBUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Put your goddamn hand down before I break it off.
Nox! Oh yeah! OOOH YEEEAH!

 

by chalupamonk
7-29-01
Rob at home
Hmm, what's next?
Next up on HBO - "A Taste for Skin"! -- HBO, bringing you only the highest quality zombie porn!
Oh, God! That's so nasty!
*Music starts, credits fade in*
Yet, given my scantily clad appearance, I actually feel an attraction to this...
*Muuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr*

 

by chalupamonk
7-29-01
Hi, everyone. It's me, Chalupamonk. you may have noticed that I made a strip where a friend, Suave Grandma, was watching Zombie porn. That was a mistake.
Please, stop making posts with Zombie Porn in them immediately. In retroview, I wish that I would never have even conjured up the idea of zombie porn. It disgusts me.
Now, if you'll excude me, I've got to get home so I can watch some nice, hot zombie -- movies. Yes, zombie movies. With no sex in them. Unless it's human sex, and even then only consensual.
I do not advocate non-consensual sexual relations. Even with zombies. Well, now that I think about it, wouldn't zombie sex be non-consensual anyway? Well, nevermind. And I don't like zombie porn.

 

by chalupamonk
7-29-01
Hi, everyone. It's me, Chalupamonk. you may have noticed that I made a strip where a friend, Suave Grandma, was watching Zombie porn. That was a mistake.
Please, stop making posts with Zombie Porn in them immediately. In retroview, I wish that I would never have even conjured up the idea of zombie porn. It disgusts me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get home so I can watch some nice, hot zombie -- movies. Yes, zombie movies. With no sex in them. Unless it's human sex, and even then only consensual.
I do not advocate non-consensual sexual relations. Even with zombies. Well, now that I think about it, wouldn't zombie sex be non-consensual anyway? Well, nevermind. And I don't like zombie porn.

 

by chalupamonk
7-29-01
Goddamn!
What?
I posted my rant on zombie porn twice!
So?
Well, I don't want to draw too much attention to myself. Especially the kind of attention you get from the people who look at strips that talk about zombie porn.
Ah.

 

by chalupamonk
7-29-01
Dum de dum de dum.....
Riiing
Hello?
why yu always typing so good man? its lik you dont think wer good or something, enuf to typw lik you, man. stop like makin fun of me!!!!
Listen, bitch: I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna kill you. And then I'm gonna beat some sense into you. Why in that order? Because you're so retarted you wouldn't have understood the lesson anyway.
mna!!1!!11!1 lik, clam down!

 

by chalupamonk
7-30-01
this was tyoped entirely in thge dark! J#A HA@!@#!@#!@#!!~~~!!
I REALLY QWANT A BIYG JUICY STERAK RIGHT NOW!
No way, you mean ytou want a ytakas? I ythought you mwanttws aomwthging like a hgt soh!
WHAT IS YTHAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
nothing really, just thetat I esLLY DONT LIKW IT WHREN PROPLE TELL ME WHAT TOEW DO. yEAHG, I BET YOU LIKE HOT DOHS.
haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
ahraut yuupo~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

by chalupamonk
8-04-01
False! Whoooooooore! I fool!
Hello, 2xl! how are you today?
He-LLO! I am 2xL! Whooooar!
DO NOTHING!
Take the goddamn picture already, jessica.
He-LLO! I am 2xL! Whooooar!
Qwestion 1 is good! What song is good? Sweeping bolt!
Brushes camel hair! Horse hair! Man named Mr. Camel! VERY HUMPY! WHIRRRRR!
Buldozer! MY MY piece of paper! Qwestion! Funny jokes!

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