Public Service Announcement on Zombie Porn

Author: chalupamonk

Date: July 29, 2001

by chalupamonk
7-29-01
Hi, everyone. It's me, Chalupamonk. you may have noticed that I made a strip where a friend, Suave Grandma, was watching Zombie porn. That was a mistake.
Please, stop making posts with Zombie Porn in them immediately. In retroview, I wish that I would never have even conjured up the idea of zombie porn. It disgusts me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get home so I can watch some nice, hot zombie -- movies. Yes, zombie movies. With no sex in them. Unless it's human sex, and even then only consensual.
I do not advocate non-consensual sexual relations. Even with zombies. Well, now that I think about it, wouldn't zombie sex be non-consensual anyway? Well, nevermind. And I don't like zombie porn.