All comics by chance40

 

Improving your work environement by chance40 6-06-06
Team Meeting Well, Management has come up with a way to make this a better working place.	In fact, with these new changes, it will be paradise for you all.	Debbie gets gold circuited Man, when they said I was being decommed I was hoping one of the guys would have taken me home!

 

Mr. Bush....Tear down this wall!!! by chance40 6-06-06
Mr Bush, I am a straight American. I work hard, pay taxes, and love my freedom. There are some here though that are denied the very freedoms we take for granted each day.	My best friend is gay. And the man he loves cannot share in the most simple of things in his life. Insurance, hospital visits, marriage, adopting kids, and the list just goes on and on.	He was the best man at my wedding. Someday I want to return that favor. Mr Bush. TEAR DOWN THIS WALL. Let those on the other side come to freedom, let them be as we all are. Americans. Free to live our lives as we see fit. Not how you see fit.

 

Bill and Jacen by chance40 6-08-06
Bill and Jacen at work Arrrrrr Matey, Been racking servers, playing poker, and beating Jeremy in video games I got married, changed my name, and love to play with star wars toys	Uhhhhh	I think the pod people ate Jason Wanna come to church and visit prostitutes? We can help em be less slutty. We give them Lucky Charms and love.

 

TTL and Borders by chance40 6-08-06
Tom and Borders at work When I get done racking all the servers, cabling them, and doing the PICS I am going home to plow my 500 acres and build a barn. Dude, like you are my hero. If they gave me more training and did things my way I might help you out. But I got to sit here and play sim work.	Come to think of it, I need to mine some cables too, then finish that ticket. Not to mention them amish ladies that need some help with their plow. I thought about working today. When I was out smoking. Got a sunburn, think I need to go home now.	Well, I need to go rack some 4800's, wanna come help? Ummm, I have to go put some lotion on and call the diaper service. Then look up how to grow my own...uh, stuff. Wish I had more time....

 

The Gibbster does Thailand by chance40 6-08-06
All I need is a woman to care for me. And she better do what I tell her to, like rub my belly while I play Worlds of WarCraft	But no one seems to want to be mine here. Maybe it is because I am....too sexy. At least online I can be myself. Hi, you sexy amerucan, me love you long time. Can we be friends? What you look like?	She comes to America... I am hot. In America, women pay me for fun. But if you will clean and cook for me, I will like you better. You have number for Jack Kevorkian?

 

Got Ghosts? When the boss goes nuts. by chance40 6-13-06
So, I started taping myself walking through cemetaries. Looking for ghosts. Got some EVP's you guys can check out. Hear the ghosts?	Ummm. Yeah. Sorta. When I match you beer for beer I do. Man, he needs to up his zoloft or something...	You're both fired.

 

Got Ghosts? When the boss goes nuts. by chance40 6-13-06
So, I started taping myself walking through cemetaries. Looking for ghosts. Got some EVP's you guys can check out. Hear the ghosts?	Ummm. Yeah. Sorta. When I match you beer for beer I do. Man, he needs to up his zoloft or something...	You're both fired.

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