Before you die, you get some

Author: chaobell

Date: November 20, 2002

by chaobell
11-20-02
Okay, look, we need to have a little talk about this whole death thing--
Death!? Oh, wait, wait, wait...man, I've been getting this all week! See, that video was translated from God knows what...and, well, they got "death" confused with, uh, "the little death..."
"The little death?" ....you mean, uh...
Yeah. Hang on a sec...
WELL, then! ...so what's with the scythe and robe and shit, anyway?
Eh, the chicks like it--oh, be right back. I left the champagne, bubble bath, chocolate syrup, and vibrator batteries in the car.