I got a fork

Author: chaobell

Date: September 27, 2002

by chaobell
9-27-02
...and then it said "press any key to continue" and I don't have an "any" key...
Not to worry, sir. Here, we'll use Mrs. Eggntater's computer.
Great! So, uh, what do I do?
Oh, just turn it on...
Okay, that's this bu--JESUS GOD!
Hey, does someone have pork chops in the micr--GODDAMMIT SARAH NOT AGAIN!