in bed

Author: chazbc24

Date: January 11, 2004

by chazbc24
1-11-04
I've saved up lots of fortunes out of cookies from a chinese restaraunt. You can make any of them funny simply by adding "in bed" to the end of each one.
Here we go: You will find happiness... in bed.
You will make many new friends... in bed.
Your magnetic personality will draw others to you... in bed.
You have no friends, not even your parents love you....
....in bed