Damn you pop tarts

Author: chazbc24

Date: January 11, 2004

by chazbc24
1-11-04
God, Beast-Priest and Cullen are fat. I wish they were here right now so I could tell them how fat they are.
Hey it's me Beast-Priest. How are you my good friend?
Priest, you and Cullen got fucking fat. I just wanted to punch you in the stomach and watch it jiggle for hours, if that's ok with you.
I'm sorry I'm so fat. I wish I could stop eating but I just can't. It's those damned Jews. They just keep feeding me pop tarts.
Cullen. I'm tired of everyone calling us fat.
It's because we are fat, you fat idiot. Don't talk to me while I'm eating pop tarts.