Jail talk

Author: chazbc24

Date: January 12, 2004

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Punky and the masked stranger meet up in jail
What's this I heard about you running a Christmas scam?
It's not a scam; I'm doing a charity drive for a children's hospital.
Oh. I'm sorry; I assumed you were doing it for personal gain.
I am. State law only requires me to give up five percent; I'm going to keep the rest and write it off as operating expenses.
...Good deal, but how are you going to get the stains out of your soul?
My friend from The Red Cross is going to teach me.