Good reason NOT to have friends

Author: chexmix

Date: October 18, 2001

by chexmix
10-18-01
RING.... RING.... RING.... "You've reached Mike, you know what to do... *BEEP*
"Hey Mike, it's Bill, just thought you'd want to--
Waasuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
...uuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
MUST KILL SELF
Ahhhh, sweet burning bliss