the battle of stupid animals trying to find a purpose...

Author: chinkycow

Date: October 21, 2003

by chinkycow
10-21-03
2 animals meet in the desert.
yooo buddy. you want to play with my BIG HARD ERECT HORNS?!
only if you can jump on them naked!
they tried to reason with each other to get exotic pleasure, but it didnt work.
well now you've crossed the line mister, and im being forced to change you into a retarded ass! and ship you off to iraq!
heee haww! thats not nice mr. willie. i liked being called a pussy... cat that is. pussy cat... and why iraq?! come on! ill sunburn man!
a few months later...
meooooow!
fuck.