Who Says Jesus Wouldn't Drive a Hummer?

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 1, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-01-03
You have lived a perfect life, and now your sacrifice will save all those who follow my word from Hell.
As your eternal reward, you will take your place beside me in Heaven.
Yeah, but I'd trade it all for a nice, long, sloppy blow job.