Two new jokes and an old one.

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 1, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-01-03
How do you endure the pain, Lord?
I just keep thinking about how easy my circumcision was.
What are you doing down here? I thought you could walk on water.
Last time, I didn't have holes in my feet.
Scorcese is on board to direct, but he insists that you be played by Willem Dafoe.
Oy.