Snappy Answers

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 10, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-10-03
Jesus, why are your legs so close together like that?
...because my legs were nailed that way...
...no, because it makes me look sexxxy...
...no, because I have to tinkle...
Thought so.
...no, because I'm tucking it back like the killer in "Silence of the Lambs."