Man On The Street Interviews

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 10, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-10-03
Hey, Why Were You Cast Into the Eternal Pit of Despair?
I tried to usurp God and rule the kingdom of Heaven.
I didn't flush public toilets.
I asked God if he needed help writing a letter.
I jerked off while thinking about Mini-Me.
I said "suposably"
I wasn't baptized.