More Man On The Street Interviews

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 12, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-12-03
Hey, How did you end up in Heaven?
I died for everyone's sins.
I paid my bills on time.
I blew myself up.
I kept my mouth shut.
I excelled at a job nobody else wanted.
I'm not supposed to tell, but it involves a ping-pong ball, a stack of quarters, and the Pope.