You're not from around here, are you?

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 14, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-14-03
Hello, sir, I am selling candy to help keep kids off the streets.
I don't understand.
Well, the money we earn goes to programs that provide activities for teens...
And how do they keep kids off the streets?
They take us off our streets and drop us off on yours to sell candy.
Thats what I thought.