Jesus Loves the Little Children

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 17, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-17-03
Father, I've been having impure thoughts.
It is a sin to be lustful.
I keep having this fantasy of being deflowered by a much older, possibly bald, man.
Would you like me to help you purge those sinful thoughts?
Yes.
I'll be on you like white on rice.