Hold the Pickle

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 17, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-17-03
Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?
Is this the Home of the Whopper?
Yes.
And is your Whopper big, thick, meaty, juicy, and covered with a creamy special sauce?
Yes, would you like to order one?
No, I have to go jerk off now.