The Negotiator

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 17, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-17-03
On behalf of my clients, we seek exclusive worldwide licensing rights to your name and likeness.
For what purpose, my child?
The usual--to gouge the poor, control governments, justify wars, etc.
And what do I get in return?
We propose that upon my clients' death, you won't have to let the bastards into Heaven.
Done.