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| On behalf of my clients, we seek exclusive worldwide licensing rights to your name and likeness. | |
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| For what purpose, my child? | |
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| The usual--to gouge the poor, control governments, justify wars, etc. | |
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| And what do I get in return? | |
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| We propose that upon my clients' death, you won't have to let the bastards into Heaven. | |
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