You're Busting My Chaste Balls

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 17, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-17-03
Welcome to my church, we offer salvation to all who accept Jesus as their lord and savior.
Oh, bless you, dear.
Our fee is 10% of your income.
But I live on Social Security, I can't afford to give you that much.
Stop jerkin' me around, lady, do you want to die and spend eternity in Hell or not?