Who are you calling douchebag?

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 20, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-20-03
What's wrong, Karen?
I'm feeling not so fresh. In fact, Dan broke up with me because he said I have a stinky pussy.
Oh, you have to go home and take care of that shit.
This isn't the first time I've lost a boyfried because of my stinky pussy--I'm going to get rid of this problem permanently.
When you hear the tablets drop in the water, wait five seconds and take a deep breath--you'll go quicker that way.