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| Father, the only man I ever had sex with is my dearly departed husband... | |
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| Before I die, I would like to have sex with another man, but I don't want to commit the sin of fornication. | |
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| Well, like we tell the girls in Catholic school... | |
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| God never said anything about the poop chute. | |
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