Take it in the Loophole

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 22, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-22-03
Father, the only man I ever had sex with is my dearly departed husband...
Quite admirable.
Before I die, I would like to have sex with another man, but I don't want to commit the sin of fornication.
Well, like we tell the girls in Catholic school...
God never said anything about the poop chute.