I Rebuke Thee

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 23, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-23-03
Satan, I think I lead a good life. I'll do anything to get out of here..
Anything?
[Slurp. Slurp. Slurrrrrp.]
Oh, this is great...
So do I get to go to Heaven now?
Well, to be honest, that's God's call, not mine--and what you just did isn't going to help your case at all.