Honey, Let's Rent This One!

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 24, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-24-03
I've decided that if I ever want to find a man, I have to pattern my love life after a chick-flick.
I'll be happy to help.
Perfect--'ll start by pointing out all your bad habits. You act annoyed, but then...
...through a series of wacky montage scenes, you'll realize you need to change for me.
No. No. No. What I meant was that I'd be your overly flamboyant gay friend that you only see in two scenes.