Now That's Hell

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 25, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-25-03
I was told if I martyred myself, I would get 72 virgins.
Yes, they're all yours and they can't wait to see you...
Oh, praise Allah!
...that is your punishment.
Punishment?
Yeah, don't be surprised if they still won't put out.