That Explains Why The Cross Doesn't Work

Author: choadwarrior

Date: May 30, 2003

by choadwarrior
5-30-03
AHHH!!! Jesus!!! How did you get in here?
What do you mean? I'm Jesus Christ...I just materialized.
Isn't anything true in the movies? I thought I saw in "The Lost Boys" that you had to be invited in.
That only applies to vampires.
Okay, explain that whole "Drinketh ye my blood and ye shall hath eternal life" thing at the last supper.
Okay, I lied...your grandma let me in.