A Reason To Lose Weight

Author: choadwarrior

Date: June 1, 2003

by choadwarrior
6-01-03
I'll be in bed as soon as I finish this cheeseburger.
Honey, I think it's time for you to cut back on your eating and lose some weight.
I thought you loved me for who I am.
It's not that I don't love you...
It's just that your boobs are bigger than mine and I'm starting to feel like a lesbian.