I Shouldn't Admit This

Author: choadwarrior

Date: June 3, 2003

by choadwarrior
6-03-03
I have this job where I get to sue people on behalf of the government.
I have this knack of convincing people to do what they don't want to do.
And if they don't, I make them suffer.
One man, who was particularly deserving, asked me if I enjoyed stabbing him in the heart.
I said, "No."
Twisting the knife is much more fun.