Shout It Out

Author: choadwarrior

Date: June 5, 2003

by choadwarrior
6-05-03
Grandma, I have this stain on my couch I can't get out--I've tried every cleaning product available.
Maybe I can suggest a home remedy. What kind of stain is it?
Um...If I told you, you wouldn't want to sit on the couch again.
It's okay, the whole family knows you're some kind of deviated pervert.