Total Eclipse of the Porch

Author: choadwarrior

Date: June 5, 2003

by choadwarrior
6-05-03
Hi! I'm your neighbour from next door!
Yeah, I know, I've seen you around.
I think it's crazy that we've lived next door to each other for seven years but we've never met. People in California are so unfriendly.
Not when you're skinny.