When You're on Death Row, You're Family

Author: choadwarrior

Date: June 12, 2003

by choadwarrior
6-12-03
I'm here to take your order for your last meal. You can have anything you want.
Great! I'd like some seafood fettuccine from Olive Garden.
No, really...you can have ANYTHING. Whatever you want...it's okay.
Then I'll also have lots and lots of bread sticks and their giant salad drenched in ranch dressing.
Work with me here...we're trying to do something nice for you before we kill you.