What I Really Want To Say

Author: choadwarrior

Date: June 17, 2003

by choadwarrior
6-17-03
I'll see you up in the office, I'm going to take the elevator..
Maybe she wouldn't be such a big, fat, ham-filled beanbag if she took the stairs like I do.
I don't know why, but the stairs hurt my knees.
Um, no, the stairs don't hurt your knees, your torso does with every step you take.
It must be because I played sports when I was in high school.
That's right--it couldnt possibly be the thirty years of eating fast food every day at lunch and fried food and ice cream for dinner every night.