It's The Lack Of Thought That Counts

Author: choadwarrior

Date: June 22, 2003

by choadwarrior
6-22-03
Are you going to the boss's daughter's high school graduation party?
Yeah, what did you give her?
Oh, I got her a laundry bag and an iron for when she moves into the dorms.
That will definitely start her on the road to adulthood.
Yes, I thought she'd appreciate it.
No, I mean it will prepare her for a lifetime of pretending she likes lame gifts.